Pokemon Red and Blue design trouble

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Gen 1 Uncreative Pokémon design


WARNING THIS IS MY OPINION, IS YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHAT IS THE MEANING OF "OPINION" THEN DON'T READ, I BEG YOU, DON'T READ.

THIS CONTAIN SOME GRAMMAR MISTAKES TOO, OK? (why do I have to use caps? Nah, nevermind)

10 and 9. Dragonite and Charizard

Explaination : Dragonite is a regular chubby dragon with whiskers on his head, and... a horn? With some lines on it tummy, at least he's a really Dragon type. And have great stats, but how those small wings can lift that heavy thing? Well, logic doesn't work here, I think.

Charizard is a fat orange dragon-like, with fire on his tail, and yellow round belly, dragon face with two horns? Too mainstream, a friend of mine said he was an amazing dragon, I laughed that time, Charizard? A dragon? Since when? Only at Gen 6 when mega evolution came out, y'all know Mega Charizard X right? Of course you do, and my friend say that when Pokemon X and Y doesn't even came out yet, genius.

8. Tauros
Explaination : "Really? But, dude! He's very BULKY! blabla" yeah, Tauros sure is bulky, and kinda rare... it took me almost 8 Safari Balls to catch him, well but look at his design! A bull with steel horns, three steel dots, and uh... three tails? Oh yeah, a huge mane too, my bad.

It can use surf! Just like some non-water type Pokemon!


7. The first stage evolution starters
I love these three, really, I don't like Charmander that much tho.
Look at them! Cute right!? But look at them... AGAIN! A small dinosaur with a cabbage and red eyes? Or even a blue turtle with squirrel tail and caramel eyes? Or a little lizard with burned tail and blue eyes?

Yeah right, maybe the first Pokémon we ever had, but it seems like the design is just uncreative, add a little change and tada~ starters! Heh, I love Bulbasaur tho 😂 but they are great really. (I think if we cook Bulbasaur, we got a lot of nutrition, nah pass me first.)

6. Psyduck
This derpy duck-ducky, it has gold colour, why not "Golduck" anyway? Name swap? Haha. No. Its out of topic. Thanks.
Its a duck, with Asian ghost peck, small tail, and oh! Hairs! Not feathers, but hairs! Its still look like a retarded duck! But it's actually look funny! (Am I the only one that think he's kinda cute?)

5. Persian

A useful Pokémon, I might add, HM slave? Anyone? No doubt, he helps me a lot in the game but replaced then. Oh boo, OOT.

A cat, kitty caty cat, with round ears and... a thing on his forehead, it has the name "Persian" maybe reffer to Persian Cat? Yeah right, and it whiskers is connected to it face ya? What if we cut it? Blood mess, sure.

4. Rattata and Pidgey
Dude, its almost everywhere and annoying! It just simply a purple rat, and a... um, pigeon? Very very animalistic eh, even Raticate look more ratlistic 😑

(I love Pidgeot!) *who cares? *slap myself

3. Grimer and Muk
Oh no, virus attack! Rabies! Yuck, that what I think when I see them. A gross purple poison goo, ew. It simply a purple dirt that evolve into a bigger goo! Oh well, enough of it.

2. Zubat and Golbat

Just draw an eyeless bat, with ears, there you go, Zubat! Aand draw a bigger mouth, I mean it. Super big big bigger, and add those eyes, and some toes, aha! Golbat!! Plus, Zubat is super super annoying in caves, in case you forgot to use repels, they are everywhere in the caves! Not much for Golbat, but Zubat is... ah, y'know... that.

1. Voltrob line and Exeggcute
Ah what should I say about this? They are Objects... OBJECTS! Six rolling eggs, really?! What the heck? No no no wait, SIX ROLLING EGGS WITH SCAR AND ONE OF THEM BROKEN oh really?! Ugh, but uhm... actually, I think the two eggs in the front has  beautiful eyes 😂

A Pokéball, with eyes, and another pokéball, flipped up side down with a smirk and those ugly eyebrows, VOLTROB YOU LUCKY BECAUSE YOU HAVE COOL EYES NOT A PERVERT OLD MAN FACE! The reason I catch them is... to catch 'em all...
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Well, that's all folks! Thank you for reading!
Please don't bashing or insult my opinion, because... If you want to change the facts, make your own journal. I mean it.

I can't add images, sorry, but in the memo I made, the pictures are added, I'll fix it later. And sorry for the one that feel offended, sorry, for Genwunners too :sarcasm: y'all know I'm Sarcastic

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